Doctors and All Their Ingenius

Doctors even with all their medical advancements have still yet to find an applicable cure for some common human conditions and sufferings. They are able to remove a tumor from your brain the size of a plum, but are unable to correctly medically treat an illness of the allegorical heart. In a perfect world relief from these common stresses would be available in a pill form, contained by a small bottle simply reading,

FOR: "LOSS OF REALITY" - ADULTS TAKE ONE PILL TWICE DAILY BY MOUTH WITH FOOD OR MILK.